ToiletBowl 2000

I'm running for my life and Richie is standing there posing.

Lots of smack talk here. What you don't see is that Scott Willard and Chuck McGlasson are complimenting each other on the outfits.

Here, I'm complimenting David Shelby on how well he gets up off the ground after each play that he lines up against me.

Take note; you should all pray to the Big Guy. Here we are praying for forgiveness for potty mouths.

If this were "Sandlot" (the Movie) we could say David Castle throws like girl. Instead we see Richie and Mike McGlasson playing red rover.

This is called "Magnum"

The Quagmire huddle is an awesome sight...especially when you see so many men being led by Poobah.

A sure sign of the Apacolypse. Scott Brown vs. Chuck Neal. After this play they fell on the ground and hugged.

Forget the blurry shot of David Castle running scared; check out the onslaught of rushing by Richie Willard and the obvious hold by Brian "trick" Shelby.

This shows you that crime don't pay. Evidentally, we didn't follow standard Briarcrest procedure and donate a million dollars to secure the fields. This man was nice enough to come out and inform me of that. He even offered a police escort out of the place!

Poobah has to inform the guys we've lived up to our reputation and been kicked off the field, thus bringing about the first no-contest in ToiletBowl history.